Dear All,
After so many days I am back on my blog again...got some great feedbacks in regard with my posts...didn’t knew that you guys wait so eagerly for my posts...it makes me feel very different...just like reaping profits from my own business...or just like a self-made successful CEO...
Was busy with loads of work dumped on me by my very sweet APPU (hope all of u remembers ”appu”), I dnt like renaming him but due to sheer frustration I again renamed him to “MOTA BHAI” (gujrati)...I really thank you gujjus for framing such a sweet language...using superlatives was never so exciting....actually it helps us a lot, now I call my boss Mota bhai...during his presence...he think we are respecting him as a big brother but let me remind you Motu - you can never be my brother...
Was talking with a friend he is in sales and during the talk he said that there is a notion that “Boss is always right”. I smiled after listening to that he said what happened ?? my other friend replied if his boss would always be ri8 then by now he must have been on road...felt bad cause of humanity...on the other hand felt on seventh cloud cause it’s a boss- employee relationship...beyond human beings....
ri8 now mota bhai is waiting for a promotion...had a talk in our head office and was informed that most probably he will be promoted, but not for his performance or intelligence but for some other reasons...but who cares it makes no difference to mota bhai... yet again he will be celebrating, having lots of samosas –kachauris n 5-6 pegs of whishky, will make him risky at the bar….
Guys have great news, learning lots of new English pronunciations in raipur from different people and believe me I really fear some day I will also start pronouncing the same way as they do….below are few examples ...trust me I have mentioned very few...if required will post some more but only on demand...
Madam – Maiidum
Format - Farmat.
Also – Aalso (thank god they don’t call Alphonso)
Slowly slowly – islowly islowly
And my personal favourite.....its simply awesome ...
Balance sheet – Balance Shit (written by an auditor while submitting the audit report of a company)
Hope you all can understand that if they continue using English in such a modernized way...then some day Queen Elizabeth from heaven will come down to Raipur and say “ we freed your nation now please I am begging please abolish the use of English language ” Suddenly , a clone of Aamir khan will appear from back and claiming himself as rancho of Raipur n will say “ All Izz Well...budhiya...All izz Well...”
Will post some more later on....
till then take care n keep commenting....
With best regards....
Hey Rajat….
ReplyDeletefinally a new post after such a long time nd no doubt a splendid one.
simply luvd 2 go thru all the above mentioned modernized words esp the “Balance …. ”
never ever imagined that the spelling of Balance Sheet can b this.
Keep updating with more of these kind of words.
And for u jst want to say “ Tere jaisa koi kahan 10 on 10”
Waitin 4 ur nxt post.
Tk cr
Bye bye…….
hiya...
ReplyDeletefinally mah w8 is over...nd ab i cmpltly blv d proverb..."sabr ka fal meetha hota hai..."
dear...dis w8 bcam 222 sweeeeeeeeet.....
i mean wow....wat a wndrful end 2 sch a long w8...a rilly lovly post...
njoyed evrybit of it....
nd wen queen elizabeth will cum 2 raipur...d gr8 inglis lovers will make her learn sumthn new...:P
loved d new ispelin of balacesheet...it ws awesum...
realized it cmpltly dat "inglis ij a bery phunny language..."
newaz...keep up d gud work....
keep writin...nd makin us happy...
love readin ur posts...
bbye..
tc cre...
DER AAYE DURUST AAYE !
ReplyDeleteHUPE U R OK BAI
ET WUS FEN RAIDING UR PUST AAGIN,
MOZA AAYI PADH KE,
BACK TO NORMAL,
JUST SAW LOVE SEX AUR DHOKA
ITS A "MAST" WATCH BRO !
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN AS FAR AS INDIAN CINEMA IS CONCERNED.
"LSD" MARKS A NEW CHAPTER IN FILMMAKING.
FROM WRITTER-DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL AWRD WINNING FILMS LIKE "KHOSLA KA GHOSLA" N "OYE LUCKY LUCKY OYE",
"LSD" IS A CONTEMPORARY FILM IN EVERY TRUE SENSE OF THE TERM.
LIKE "AVATAR" WHICH WAS A REVELATION FOR WORLD CINEMA FOR ITS NEW TECHNICS
SIMILARLY LSD IS A REVELATION FOR AN INDIAN SCREEN,
THIS UNKNOWN TECHNIC IS NEW TO INDIAN AUDIENCES BUT NOT FOR THE WEST WHICH HAS WITNESSED FILMS "LIKE SEX LIES AND VIDEOTAPES" DIRECTED BY STEVEN SODENBERGH, MORE RECENTLY "THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT" AND THE MOST KNOWN FILM OF THIS GENRE "PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES".
COMING BACK TO LSD, THE MOST REFRESHING THING IN THIS FILM IS ITS STORY WHICH DOESNT GET LOST AMIDST ALL THE STRANGE CAMERA SHOTS USING DIGITAL CAM, HANDICAM, SPY CAM N MICRO CAM,
AMATURISHLY SHOT WHICH WAS DELIBERATE ON THE DIRECTOR'S PART TO MAKE IT LOOK RAW N REAL FOR THE AUDIENCES,
IT HAS THREE STORIES WHICH IS INTERCONNECTED TO EACH OTHER BUT IT DOESNT RUNS PARALLEL,
ITS LIKE WATCHING THREE EPISODES BACK TO BACK,
ALL THREE STORIES R BRILLIANTLY ADAPTED BY THE WRITTERS FROM REAL LIFE INCIDENTS,
THE MMS SCANDALS IN DELHI, MISS JAMMU INCIDENT AND FAMOUS CASTING COUCH(STING OPERATIONS)
CUDOS ! TO THE DIR FOR MERGING ALL THREE INCIDENTS(STORIES)BEAUTIFULLY INTO ONE,
TO THE EDITOR FOR SHARP WORK,
TO THE CINEMATOGRAPHER FOR GREAT SHOTS,
TO ALL THE ACTORS FOR THEIR OUTSTANDING REAL ACTS,
THE DIRECTOR'S MASTERSTROKE LIES IS IN CHOOSING UNKNOWN FACES FOR THIS PARTICULAR FILM SO THAT ITS LOOKS REAL,
THIS FILM HAS CERTAINLY RAISED THE BAR A NOTCH HIGHER FOR UPCOMING EXPERIMENTAL FILMS,
ITS NOT A FILM FOR ALL,
SOME MIGHT LOVE IT N SOME MIGHT HATE IT,
FINALLY ITS A PATH BREAKING FILM YET ENTERTAINING,
THANK U MR. DIBAKAR BANNERJEE FOR THIS.
WAITING FOR UR NEXT FILM(EXPERIMENT).
BYE FOR NOW !