Dear All,
After so many days I am back on my blog again...got some great feedbacks in regard with my posts...didn’t knew that you guys wait so eagerly for my posts...it makes me feel very different...just like reaping profits from my own business...or just like a self-made successful CEO...
Was busy with loads of work dumped on me by my very sweet APPU (hope all of u remembers ”appu”), I dnt like renaming him but due to sheer frustration I again renamed him to “MOTA BHAI” (gujrati)...I really thank you gujjus for framing such a sweet language...using superlatives was never so exciting....actually it helps us a lot, now I call my boss Mota bhai...during his presence...he think we are respecting him as a big brother but let me remind you Motu - you can never be my brother...
Was talking with a friend he is in sales and during the talk he said that there is a notion that “Boss is always right”. I smiled after listening to that he said what happened ?? my other friend replied if his boss would always be ri8 then by now he must have been on road...felt bad cause of humanity...on the other hand felt on seventh cloud cause it’s a boss- employee relationship...beyond human beings....
ri8 now mota bhai is waiting for a promotion...had a talk in our head office and was informed that most probably he will be promoted, but not for his performance or intelligence but for some other reasons...but who cares it makes no difference to mota bhai... yet again he will be celebrating, having lots of samosas –kachauris n 5-6 pegs of whishky, will make him risky at the bar….
Guys have great news, learning lots of new English pronunciations in raipur from different people and believe me I really fear some day I will also start pronouncing the same way as they do….below are few examples ...trust me I have mentioned very few...if required will post some more but only on demand...
Madam – Maiidum
Format - Farmat.
Also – Aalso (thank god they don’t call Alphonso)
Slowly slowly – islowly islowly
And my personal favourite.....its simply awesome ...
Balance sheet – Balance Shit (written by an auditor while submitting the audit report of a company)
Hope you all can understand that if they continue using English in such a modernized way...then some day Queen Elizabeth from heaven will come down to Raipur and say “ we freed your nation now please I am begging please abolish the use of English language ” Suddenly , a clone of Aamir khan will appear from back and claiming himself as rancho of Raipur n will say “ All Izz Well...budhiya...All izz Well...”
Will post some more later on....
till then take care n keep commenting....
With best regards....
